1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,267 And in summation I will leave you with this 2 00:00:03,302 --> 00:00:04,976 startling statistic. 3 00:00:05,354 --> 00:00:06,828 After marriage 4 00:00:07,101 --> 00:00:10,035 women earn 10% less than when they were single 5 00:00:10,060 --> 00:00:13,862 while married men often earn up to 44% more. 6 00:00:14,027 --> 00:00:16,961 Women are also more likely to suffer spousal abuse 7 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:19,191 and take on more domestic labour 8 00:00:19,216 --> 00:00:21,523 and child care than their male counterparts 9 00:00:21,548 --> 00:00:23,245 than before they tied the knot. 10 00:00:23,749 --> 00:00:25,247 Thank you for your time. 11 00:00:29,672 --> 00:00:31,170 Thank you Lynn. 12 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,881 And now we'll hear from the father of the bride. 13 00:00:36,771 --> 00:00:38,219 Top that Dad. 14 00:00:39,703 --> 00:00:40,969 How you gonna top that? 15 00:00:41,005 --> 00:00:43,571 ["Dancing Underwater" Brave Shores] 16 00:00:43,595 --> 00:00:46,250 ? Me and my friends will spike the punch ? 17 00:00:46,275 --> 00:00:48,886 ? Rolling in the party we'll start the fun ? 18 00:00:48,911 --> 00:00:50,539 ? Get fancy ? 19 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:52,150 ? Hey Hey ? 20 00:00:52,175 --> 00:00:55,063 ? There's no clouds its just the sun ? 21 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:58,612 ? Living in times that are meant for fun yeah ? 22 00:01:00,813 --> 00:01:04,108 ? Hold your breath a little longer ? 23 00:01:04,133 --> 00:01:06,992 ? Let's go dancing underwater ? 24 00:01:07,017 --> 00:01:08,579 ? Oh, oh, oh oh ? 25 00:01:08,604 --> 00:01:11,617 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 26 00:01:12,423 --> 00:01:13,388 [Knocking] 27 00:01:13,413 --> 00:01:14,378 Woman: Hello? 28 00:01:14,403 --> 00:01:16,274 Everyone: Hi! 29 00:01:16,299 --> 00:01:18,574 Woman: Hello, hello, hello! 30 00:01:18,599 --> 00:01:20,086 And welcome. 31 00:01:20,437 --> 00:01:21,905 Welcome. 32 00:01:21,930 --> 00:01:22,735 Woman 4: Thank you. 33 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:23,664 How was the drive up? 34 00:01:23,689 --> 00:01:25,172 Ah, lots of traffic but we made it. 35 00:01:25,197 --> 00:01:26,211 Oh great. Shut the door, shut the door. 36 00:01:26,236 --> 00:01:27,202 - Oh, oh sorry. - Blackfly season. 37 00:01:27,227 --> 00:01:27,805 Oh sorry. 38 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:29,118 That's okay, that's okay. 39 00:01:29,143 --> 00:01:31,196 There's a few rules up here but the number one is, 40 00:01:31,313 --> 00:01:32,758 enjoy the cottage. 41 00:01:32,783 --> 00:01:34,210 Absolutely! 42 00:01:34,235 --> 00:01:35,632 That does not sound hard. 43 00:01:35,657 --> 00:01:36,882 - This is amazing. - Yeah. 44 00:01:36,907 --> 00:01:38,476 And it's ah no shoes at the cottage. 45 00:01:38,501 --> 00:01:39,404 Oh okay, sorry. 46 00:01:39,429 --> 00:01:40,844 Where's the washroom? 47 00:01:40,869 --> 00:01:42,212 Woman: Oh it is right there, 48 00:01:42,237 --> 00:01:44,304 and we try not to flush too much so, uh, 49 00:01:44,339 --> 00:01:45,772 if it's yellow let it mellow. 50 00:01:45,808 --> 00:01:48,652 - Right. Got it. - Great. 51 00:01:48,677 --> 00:01:50,172 Okay, um, just rip into these. 52 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:51,055 Woman: Oh oh, 53 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,117 actually if you cannot eat chips inside 54 00:01:53,142 --> 00:01:54,821 we don't want the chip crumbs because of the ants. 55 00:01:54,846 --> 00:01:56,850 Okay I'll just eat the chips later. 56 00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:57,578 Oh no it's okay, 57 00:01:57,603 --> 00:01:59,273 you can have them now just have them outside on the porch. 58 00:01:59,299 --> 00:02:00,508 Have my chips on the porch? 59 00:02:00,533 --> 00:02:01,571 Yeah you can just go out on the porch. 60 00:02:01,596 --> 00:02:02,329 No thanks. 61 00:02:02,353 --> 00:02:03,976 Yeah you just go out on the porch, it's fine. 62 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:05,852 Oooh a beer, 63 00:02:05,877 --> 00:02:07,680 it's okay to drink beer, that's fine. 64 00:02:07,705 --> 00:02:09,605 But just when you're done make sure to rinse it in the sink 65 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,063 and put it in the recycling. 66 00:02:11,088 --> 00:02:11,860 Okay. 67 00:02:11,885 --> 00:02:13,306 Woman: Okay great, and also be careful 68 00:02:13,331 --> 00:02:14,352 just don't put it down on the counter 69 00:02:14,377 --> 00:02:15,343 or if you do 70 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:16,415 make sure that you wipe first 71 00:02:16,439 --> 00:02:17,804 before you put it down on the counter 72 00:02:17,829 --> 00:02:18,953 and then also look 73 00:02:18,978 --> 00:02:20,751 to make sure that you don't leave a brown ring. 74 00:02:20,776 --> 00:02:21,743 I notice that's an ale. 75 00:02:21,768 --> 00:02:22,833 Don't use this to wipe it up, 76 00:02:22,858 --> 00:02:23,821 it's very expensive so 77 00:02:23,846 --> 00:02:25,122 just better if I do the wiping. 78 00:02:25,147 --> 00:02:26,606 So you do the spilling, I'll do the wiping, 79 00:02:26,631 --> 00:02:27,438 it's just expensive. [Toilet Flushing] 80 00:02:27,463 --> 00:02:28,696 Some people use too much. 81 00:02:28,721 --> 00:02:30,703 Sorry, I'll do my best to remember that. 82 00:02:30,728 --> 00:02:31,937 Woman: Okay. 83 00:02:31,962 --> 00:02:33,571 Okay, who's up for a swim? 84 00:02:33,596 --> 00:02:34,945 Woman 2: Yay, yay! 85 00:02:34,970 --> 00:02:36,103 Arlene, um, 86 00:02:36,128 --> 00:02:37,794 did you really need to flush? 87 00:02:37,959 --> 00:02:39,618 Um, yes. 88 00:02:39,643 --> 00:02:41,255 Are you sure? Was it, ah, 89 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,480 was it mellow? 90 00:02:43,966 --> 00:02:46,118 It was not. 91 00:02:46,143 --> 00:02:47,443 So I'm going to trust, ah, 92 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:48,950 that you did need to trust but in future 93 00:02:48,975 --> 00:02:50,553 really don't flush unless you have to, okay. 94 00:02:50,578 --> 00:02:51,874 So we're just going to let that one go. 95 00:02:51,899 --> 00:02:52,719 Okay. 96 00:02:52,744 --> 00:02:55,177 Now if anyone absolutely needs a shower 97 00:02:55,202 --> 00:02:56,602 you can go outside we have a hose 98 00:02:56,637 --> 00:02:58,007 attached to a water bladder, 99 00:02:58,032 --> 00:02:59,341 it's going to take three or four hours 100 00:02:59,366 --> 00:03:00,477 for the sun to warm the bladder. 101 00:03:00,502 --> 00:03:01,672 Once the bladder's warm 102 00:03:01,697 --> 00:03:03,140 you can have a shower, okay? 103 00:03:03,165 --> 00:03:04,422 I don't need a shower because I'm going to be 104 00:03:04,447 --> 00:03:05,520 living at the beach! 105 00:03:05,545 --> 00:03:06,453 [Cheering] 106 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:07,508 Woman: About the beach, 107 00:03:07,533 --> 00:03:08,610 when you come back from the beach 108 00:03:08,635 --> 00:03:10,034 make sure you don't bring your wet towels inside. 109 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:11,555 You want to hang them out on the line. 110 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:13,445 Now don't hang them over the cottage railing, 111 00:03:13,470 --> 00:03:15,237 because the dampness is going to rot the wood. 112 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:16,500 Some of the other things, 113 00:03:16,525 --> 00:03:18,359 if you want to make a fire that is okay, 114 00:03:18,384 --> 00:03:18,993 you can do that. 115 00:03:19,018 --> 00:03:20,390 You can make a teepee or you can make a log. 116 00:03:20,415 --> 00:03:22,375 You can go make the teepee form or you can make a log. 117 00:03:22,399 --> 00:03:25,164 What I prefer is that you make a teepee with a log around it. 118 00:03:25,189 --> 00:03:28,194 Also if you need to wash your hair don't use any shampoos, 119 00:03:28,219 --> 00:03:29,476 even the biodegradable, 120 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:30,900 even the organic kind in the lake. 121 00:03:30,925 --> 00:03:32,825 It causes algae and it's not good for the fish 122 00:03:32,850 --> 00:03:34,028 so it's okay to drive a motorboat 123 00:03:34,053 --> 00:03:35,171 and have the gasoline in the lake 124 00:03:35,196 --> 00:03:37,288 but it's not okay to have the organic products in the lake. 125 00:03:37,313 --> 00:03:38,077 Okay? Understood? 126 00:03:38,102 --> 00:03:40,108 I'm going to fix you your first drink when you get here. 127 00:03:40,133 --> 00:03:40,881 But after that 128 00:03:40,907 --> 00:03:41,788 you just go to the fridge 129 00:03:41,813 --> 00:03:43,179 and you help yourself to drinks after that. 130 00:03:43,204 --> 00:03:44,192 I am not your servant, okay. 131 00:03:44,217 --> 00:03:45,202 So you come, 132 00:03:45,227 --> 00:03:46,193 get yourself a drink 133 00:03:46,218 --> 00:03:47,585 and uh fix it up. 134 00:03:47,610 --> 00:03:48,835 Make sure there's no alcohol in it though 135 00:03:48,860 --> 00:03:50,194 I am a recovering alcoholic 136 00:03:50,219 --> 00:03:52,018 and it might trigger me if you have a drink. 137 00:03:52,043 --> 00:03:53,999 That beer is okay because I never really liked beer. 138 00:03:54,024 --> 00:03:54,983 It wasn't really my drink. 139 00:03:55,008 --> 00:03:56,975 But gin was my drink and so is vodka. 140 00:03:57,001 --> 00:03:58,709 So anything potato based or gin based 141 00:03:58,734 --> 00:04:00,725 is actually kind of a no go for me. 142 00:04:00,751 --> 00:04:02,585 But we're going to have a great time here, okay. 143 00:04:04,358 --> 00:04:06,506 Okay thank you for having us. 144 00:04:06,787 --> 00:04:07,886 Yeah, this has been great. 145 00:04:07,911 --> 00:04:08,929 This is great, you know what, 146 00:04:08,954 --> 00:04:10,920 this is a really good weekend guys. 147 00:04:10,945 --> 00:04:12,811 It's been a magical fifteen minutes. 148 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,240 Thanks so much, bye. 149 00:04:14,265 --> 00:04:15,076 Welcome. 150 00:04:15,101 --> 00:04:16,568 Have a great weekend. 151 00:04:16,593 --> 00:04:17,506 - Enjoy. - Bye. 152 00:04:17,531 --> 00:04:18,514 Safe trip home okay. 153 00:04:18,539 --> 00:04:19,868 Yeah. Thank you. 154 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,225 Woman: Okay. 155 00:04:21,848 --> 00:04:24,052 Ah, that worked out well. 156 00:04:25,534 --> 00:04:27,873 Now where is the gin? 157 00:04:30,755 --> 00:04:31,987 Ooh. 158 00:04:33,615 --> 00:04:34,580 Wow. 159 00:04:34,616 --> 00:04:36,076 That's a really serious salad. 160 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:37,286 What's in it? 161 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,278 There is lots of different stuff. 162 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:41,309 Um, bulgur, mung beans, 163 00:04:41,334 --> 00:04:42,692 there's a sprinkle of wheat grass, 164 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:43,850 there's some kale root, 165 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:45,553 there's sixteen different types of seeds. 166 00:04:45,578 --> 00:04:46,810 Whoa. 167 00:04:47,646 --> 00:04:49,302 Okay actually, 168 00:04:49,926 --> 00:04:51,092 you know what never mind, 169 00:04:51,117 --> 00:04:53,365 clearly we're just in a different space right now. 170 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:54,927 I'm in the space where I love my body 171 00:04:54,952 --> 00:04:56,859 and you're doing what you need to do 172 00:04:56,884 --> 00:04:58,517 with your fries. So... 173 00:04:58,542 --> 00:04:59,742 Okay. 174 00:05:00,223 --> 00:05:01,910 Well it looks delicious. 175 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,311 I'm sure it will be. 176 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:05,334 I'm just going to finish this at my desk. 177 00:05:05,359 --> 00:05:07,733 Okay. I'm going to eat this. 178 00:05:08,209 --> 00:05:09,851 See you later. 179 00:05:10,302 --> 00:05:11,459 Have a good one. 180 00:05:11,484 --> 00:05:12,592 Mmm, this is so good. 181 00:05:12,617 --> 00:05:13,910 Mmm. 182 00:05:14,379 --> 00:05:16,997 My body loves me, mmm mmm mmm. 183 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:18,498 Mmm. 184 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:22,420 [Lively Swing Music] 185 00:05:22,586 --> 00:05:23,986 Mother of god. 186 00:05:24,267 --> 00:05:25,443 Mother. 187 00:05:25,468 --> 00:05:26,631 [Spitting] 188 00:05:27,881 --> 00:05:29,151 Oh my gosh. 189 00:05:29,176 --> 00:05:30,629 This is just terrible. 190 00:05:30,654 --> 00:05:32,971 That's okay, you can do this Tammy. 191 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,117 Good to your body, 192 00:05:35,142 --> 00:05:35,967 good to it. 193 00:05:35,992 --> 00:05:41,685 ? 194 00:05:42,456 --> 00:05:44,899 [Gagging] 195 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:49,361 What the... [Spitting] 196 00:05:49,386 --> 00:05:49,990 Come on, 197 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:51,550 come on, 198 00:05:51,575 --> 00:05:52,782 shake it off. 199 00:05:53,427 --> 00:05:54,971 I'm going to rip right into you, 200 00:05:54,996 --> 00:05:56,696 you piece of shit. 201 00:05:56,721 --> 00:05:58,287 ? 202 00:05:58,312 --> 00:05:59,568 Try... 203 00:05:59,674 --> 00:06:01,007 Try try again. 204 00:06:01,032 --> 00:06:02,431 Just line it up Tammy. 205 00:06:02,456 --> 00:06:03,529 Line it up. 206 00:06:03,554 --> 00:06:07,380 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 207 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:11,178 [Uptempo Instrumental] 208 00:06:11,817 --> 00:06:15,475 ? 209 00:06:17,450 --> 00:06:19,417 Meeting's in ten minutes. 210 00:06:19,442 --> 00:06:22,201 [Mumbling] I'll be there in a minute. 211 00:06:22,226 --> 00:06:25,428 [Lively Swing Music] 212 00:06:26,169 --> 00:06:30,100 ? 213 00:06:30,783 --> 00:06:32,917 [Whirring] 214 00:06:33,295 --> 00:06:34,653 Tammy: Bang. 215 00:06:36,457 --> 00:06:38,667 Nope that's, didn't work. 216 00:06:38,692 --> 00:06:42,161 [Lively Swing Music] 217 00:06:42,696 --> 00:06:45,458 ? 218 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,673 No... 219 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:56,658 Arrrrr. 220 00:06:58,177 --> 00:07:02,059 - Sorry I'm late. - Because the operating laws for EMP 221 00:07:02,084 --> 00:07:04,801 for the first six months of 2016 was 8 million 222 00:07:04,826 --> 00:07:06,919 compared to 58 million operating earnings 223 00:07:06,944 --> 00:07:07,889 for the first six months of... 224 00:07:07,914 --> 00:07:09,123 Hey uhm, 225 00:07:09,235 --> 00:07:12,170 I think there's a uh mung bean on your shirt. 226 00:07:13,090 --> 00:07:14,289 Here. 227 00:07:14,908 --> 00:07:16,271 You hungry? 228 00:07:16,390 --> 00:07:18,076 Do you want to eat it? 229 00:07:18,216 --> 00:07:19,705 It's good for you. 230 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:25,243 Trainer: Sweat! 231 00:07:25,317 --> 00:07:26,516 Sweat! 232 00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:27,770 Feel it! 233 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,593 And forget about 234 00:07:29,618 --> 00:07:31,115 what makes you small 235 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:33,302 'cause you're big here! 236 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:35,093 Let's get skinny! 237 00:07:35,185 --> 00:07:36,401 I want to see... 238 00:07:36,426 --> 00:07:37,959 I want to see you work! 239 00:07:37,984 --> 00:07:39,998 Work work work work work... 240 00:07:40,023 --> 00:07:41,521 Hi, hi, hey. 241 00:07:41,546 --> 00:07:42,256 Hey. 242 00:07:42,281 --> 00:07:43,950 Hey I was just wondering, you know, 243 00:07:43,975 --> 00:07:44,941 I'm uh ready to workout 244 00:07:44,966 --> 00:07:46,490 just wondering what uh workouts you guys have. 245 00:07:46,515 --> 00:07:48,031 Alright we can get you into some good stuff. 246 00:07:48,056 --> 00:07:49,923 We, uh, we've got The Barbara over here, 247 00:07:49,948 --> 00:07:51,084 20 pull ups, 248 00:07:51,109 --> 00:07:52,756 30 pushups, 40 sit ups, 249 00:07:52,781 --> 00:07:54,529 50 squats. 250 00:07:56,474 --> 00:07:58,681 Seems a little intense maybe, I don't know. 251 00:07:58,706 --> 00:07:59,670 Alright, okay. 252 00:07:59,695 --> 00:08:01,217 We've got a little lighter, The Cindy. 253 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:02,990 5 pulls ups, 254 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:04,289 10 pushups, 255 00:08:04,314 --> 00:08:06,040 15 squats. 256 00:08:06,829 --> 00:08:08,397 Yep, okay. 257 00:08:08,422 --> 00:08:10,155 You know, you might be more of a Tracy. 258 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:11,145 What's the Tracy? 259 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:12,311 The Tracy is right over here, 260 00:08:12,345 --> 00:08:13,611 it's uh ten vodka shots, 261 00:08:13,636 --> 00:08:14,506 five hours of sleep, 262 00:08:14,531 --> 00:08:15,678 one discreet vomit 263 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:17,135 and then a cigarette. 264 00:08:18,177 --> 00:08:20,381 I think I'm just going to try that. 265 00:08:20,406 --> 00:08:21,670 - Alright. Hop in there. - Yeah. 266 00:08:21,695 --> 00:08:23,933 Trainer: You are crushing it Trace. 267 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:25,614 Get that cigarette high. 268 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,700 - Tracy: Okay. - Alright. 269 00:08:26,725 --> 00:08:28,692 Some of your vomit is by the front door though 270 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:29,683 if you could clean it up. 271 00:08:29,725 --> 00:08:30,701 Okay. 272 00:08:30,726 --> 00:08:31,873 Trainer: Alright. 273 00:08:31,898 --> 00:08:33,873 - Hoohaa. - Ow. 274 00:08:34,023 --> 00:08:35,733 Trainer: Tracy! 275 00:08:35,872 --> 00:08:37,232 [Sniff] 276 00:08:37,257 --> 00:08:39,691 Hey, Tracy why does my hand smell like shit? 277 00:08:39,716 --> 00:08:41,138 Tracy: You know why. 278 00:08:42,270 --> 00:08:45,334 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 279 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,833 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 280 00:08:52,384 --> 00:08:53,822 [Knocking] 281 00:08:54,486 --> 00:08:55,685 - Hi. - Hi. 282 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:56,920 Hello. 283 00:08:57,819 --> 00:09:00,345 Come on in, have a seat. 284 00:09:03,778 --> 00:09:05,454 Is everything okay? 285 00:09:05,869 --> 00:09:07,470 Are you um... 286 00:09:07,766 --> 00:09:09,165 Are you happy 287 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,166 here Melanie? 288 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:11,233 Do you... 289 00:09:11,269 --> 00:09:13,118 Do you like working here? 290 00:09:13,159 --> 00:09:14,425 Absolutely I'm very happy. 291 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:15,715 I'm happy here. 292 00:09:15,740 --> 00:09:16,867 You are? Okay. 293 00:09:16,892 --> 00:09:19,776 Listen, why don't you read this email 294 00:09:19,811 --> 00:09:21,375 that you sent to Tim last week. 295 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:22,599 Okay. 296 00:09:24,643 --> 00:09:26,938 Great to see you yesterday. 297 00:09:28,091 --> 00:09:30,291 Let me know when you can send those files. 298 00:09:30,316 --> 00:09:31,571 Best, Melanie. 299 00:09:31,596 --> 00:09:32,795 Best. 300 00:09:32,891 --> 00:09:34,103 Best? 301 00:09:34,447 --> 00:09:36,231 Do you hate yourself? 302 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,556 Did somebody hurt you? 303 00:09:38,581 --> 00:09:39,814 Why would you? 304 00:09:39,938 --> 00:09:41,923 I'm not sure. I don't understand. 305 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:43,399 - Okay let me read it to you. - Okay. 306 00:09:43,424 --> 00:09:45,806 Great to see you yesterday, period. 307 00:09:45,831 --> 00:09:49,720 Let me know when you can send those files, period. 308 00:09:50,595 --> 00:09:53,126 Melanie is it-is it that you like working here 309 00:09:53,151 --> 00:09:55,975 but you just wish all your co-workers were dead? 310 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,166 Is that... 311 00:09:57,201 --> 00:09:59,045 Is that what we're getting at here? 312 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:01,156 Okay, you know what? 313 00:10:01,181 --> 00:10:02,611 Here, take a look at this. 314 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:05,218 Take a look at this email that Jill sent to the team. 315 00:10:05,886 --> 00:10:08,287 Hey gang, exclamation point. 316 00:10:08,312 --> 00:10:10,228 Sending some last minute encouragement 317 00:10:10,253 --> 00:10:11,952 before the big presyntash, 318 00:10:11,977 --> 00:10:13,080 it's an abbrevs. 319 00:10:13,105 --> 00:10:15,097 Presyntash, she even spelled it with a y, 320 00:10:15,122 --> 00:10:15,970 presyntash. 321 00:10:15,995 --> 00:10:17,759 You can do it, exclamation point. 322 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,048 Jill, exclamation point. 323 00:10:20,073 --> 00:10:22,618 She puts an exclamation mark after her name. 324 00:10:22,643 --> 00:10:24,479 There's nothing wrong with throwing in an exclamash, 325 00:10:24,504 --> 00:10:25,205 you know? 326 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:26,263 Just a little exclamation, 327 00:10:26,288 --> 00:10:27,857 lets people know that you're upbeat, 328 00:10:27,882 --> 00:10:29,515 you know, that you're not gonna 329 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:31,244 skin us alive. 330 00:10:31,269 --> 00:10:34,485 I feel that my punctuation it's more than appropriate. 331 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:37,540 And I feel like you should be put on some kind of watch list. 332 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:39,850 Here take a look at this. 333 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,414 Your email over here it's... 334 00:10:41,439 --> 00:10:43,782 It's all words, word, word, word, word. 335 00:10:43,807 --> 00:10:46,222 Letter, letter, letter, letter phonetically 336 00:10:46,247 --> 00:10:48,603 strung together in the English language. 337 00:10:48,628 --> 00:10:50,720 What are you, from old timey England? 338 00:10:50,745 --> 00:10:53,366 You used a semicolon the other day. 339 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,893 Are you the psychopath in the office next door? 340 00:10:56,774 --> 00:10:59,175 Sometimes when Todd sends out an email, 341 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,032 he adds like a poop with eyes. 342 00:11:01,057 --> 00:11:03,032 And oh god we laugh. 343 00:11:03,645 --> 00:11:05,345 It's fun Melanie. 344 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:06,904 Poop's fun. 345 00:11:08,318 --> 00:11:10,452 Ah, okay you know what Mel? 346 00:11:10,477 --> 00:11:13,045 How about next time you send out an email 347 00:11:13,070 --> 00:11:14,759 remember that work can be fun. 348 00:11:14,784 --> 00:11:16,298 Okay put a subject line 349 00:11:16,323 --> 00:11:17,657 with like a heading that has, 350 00:11:17,682 --> 00:11:20,704 you know, a fist and a prescription pill or something. 351 00:11:20,729 --> 00:11:22,517 Tells people that you're productive 352 00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:23,915 but also, you know, 353 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:25,454 that you've got addiction issues. 354 00:11:25,479 --> 00:11:26,712 You're fun. 355 00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,394 Okay? 356 00:11:28,419 --> 00:11:29,384 Mhm. 357 00:11:29,409 --> 00:11:30,608 Great. 358 00:11:31,869 --> 00:11:33,319 [Sighs] 359 00:11:34,832 --> 00:11:36,996 - That's it. - Oh okay. 360 00:11:37,611 --> 00:11:38,711 Melanie: Thank you. 361 00:11:38,736 --> 00:11:39,735 Mhm. 362 00:11:40,223 --> 00:11:41,394 Take a look at your phone. 363 00:11:41,419 --> 00:11:42,567 [Chime] 364 00:11:42,592 --> 00:11:44,725 It's taco and a hair flip. 365 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,361 Yeah that's you. 366 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,073 We're bonding. 367 00:11:50,702 --> 00:11:51,969 Being new to this parish 368 00:11:51,994 --> 00:11:54,418 I never had the pleasure of knowing Donald. 369 00:11:54,443 --> 00:11:56,367 But after speaking to many of you here 370 00:11:56,392 --> 00:11:59,326 I have been left with a very clear impression of him. 371 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,985 He was a loving husband to Janet. 372 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:04,082 Good friend to many of you here. 373 00:12:04,107 --> 00:12:06,051 He liked to play a little guitar 374 00:12:06,076 --> 00:12:08,871 and he enjoyed mint chocolate chip ice cream. 375 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,098 But mostly 376 00:12:10,123 --> 00:12:12,075 he liked to fuck. 377 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:25,927 Excuse me, 378 00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:29,069 I'm sorry to bother you but I've left my glasses at home 379 00:12:29,094 --> 00:12:31,527 and I'm-and I'm trying to send an email. 380 00:12:31,552 --> 00:12:32,974 Oh well I can help you. 381 00:12:32,999 --> 00:12:34,513 Oh thank you. 382 00:12:34,538 --> 00:12:37,411 Okay um, yeah let's just get in here. 383 00:12:37,436 --> 00:12:39,774 - Okay. Thank you so much. - Oh you're welcome. 384 00:12:39,799 --> 00:12:41,029 - You're very sweet. - Oh not at all. 385 00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:42,654 Okay this is to my granddaughter. 386 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:43,645 Nice. 387 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:44,636 Okay. 388 00:12:44,661 --> 00:12:46,094 Dear Samantha 389 00:12:46,478 --> 00:12:49,215 comma, new paragraph. 390 00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:53,630 I heard you moved in with your new girlfriend. 391 00:12:53,753 --> 00:12:55,459 Oh, could you put girlfriend 392 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,094 in-in quotation marks please. 393 00:12:57,119 --> 00:12:58,085 Oh, sure. 394 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:58,904 Thank you. 395 00:12:58,929 --> 00:13:01,716 Your new girlfriend Natasha, period. 396 00:13:01,741 --> 00:13:03,052 Natasha, period. 397 00:13:03,077 --> 00:13:04,794 No no no that's-that's her name, 398 00:13:04,819 --> 00:13:06,615 - Natasha Period. - Oh. 399 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,294 That's her last name Period. 400 00:13:08,319 --> 00:13:10,216 - Ah, new paragraph. - Okay. 401 00:13:10,258 --> 00:13:12,725 I'm writing to let you know 402 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,850 that I have removed you 403 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,411 from my will 404 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,425 because of your abhorrent 405 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:20,746 and sinful lifestyle. 406 00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:22,517 New paragraph. 407 00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:25,200 Oh you know, um, 408 00:13:25,225 --> 00:13:28,094 this sounds really personal I'm just gonna... 409 00:13:28,119 --> 00:13:29,802 I'm gonna let you finish that up. 410 00:13:30,178 --> 00:13:31,377 Oh. 411 00:13:35,627 --> 00:13:37,013 [Loud Voice] Sins 412 00:13:37,038 --> 00:13:38,304 will be 413 00:13:38,329 --> 00:13:40,083 punished 414 00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:42,505 with hell fire. 415 00:13:43,439 --> 00:13:45,076 You know what, why don't you just 416 00:13:45,101 --> 00:13:46,065 you're up here, 417 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:47,089 let's keep you here. 418 00:13:47,114 --> 00:13:48,006 And we'll just, 419 00:13:48,031 --> 00:13:48,997 I'll just get this done. 420 00:13:49,022 --> 00:13:49,988 - I'm sorry. - Okay. 421 00:13:50,013 --> 00:13:50,979 Okay. 422 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,171 I hope that you received 423 00:13:53,196 --> 00:13:56,216 the charming birthday card I sent you 424 00:13:56,513 --> 00:13:58,213 because it will be the last one 425 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,661 that you will receive from me. 426 00:14:00,936 --> 00:14:01,901 Yep. 427 00:14:01,926 --> 00:14:03,623 Love and kisses, 428 00:14:03,648 --> 00:14:05,791 Grandma Eileen. 429 00:14:06,695 --> 00:14:08,127 Grandma 430 00:14:08,986 --> 00:14:10,385 - Eileen. - Eileen. Mhm. 431 00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:11,409 Thank you. Oh, thank you. 432 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,013 - That's it? - Mhm. Thank you. 433 00:14:13,114 --> 00:14:14,314 Okay. 434 00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:16,600 Send. 435 00:14:16,961 --> 00:14:18,248 Okay. 436 00:14:18,273 --> 00:14:20,389 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 437 00:14:21,664 --> 00:14:23,464 [Sighs] 438 00:14:23,577 --> 00:14:25,102 You know, 439 00:14:25,552 --> 00:14:27,085 would you help me write 440 00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:29,083 a letter to my ex-boyfriend? 441 00:14:29,575 --> 00:14:30,775 Oh. 442 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,110 Okay, let's do this. 443 00:14:33,259 --> 00:14:34,711 Hey when lunch is over 444 00:14:34,736 --> 00:14:36,067 do you want to go back to the office 445 00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:37,736 and run up and down the stairwell with me? 446 00:14:37,771 --> 00:14:40,881 My Fitbit says that I'm at 5,348 steps 447 00:14:40,906 --> 00:14:42,373 and I need to hit 10,000 today. 448 00:14:42,398 --> 00:14:44,263 Mmm, I'd love to but 449 00:14:44,288 --> 00:14:45,753 my Fitbit says I'm only getting 450 00:14:45,778 --> 00:14:47,966 three hours of quality sleep a night so 451 00:14:47,991 --> 00:14:49,463 I kinda just need to go back to the office 452 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:50,263 and have a nap. 453 00:14:50,288 --> 00:14:51,339 Okay, okay. 454 00:14:51,364 --> 00:14:52,597 Hey Shoosh is that a Fitbit? 455 00:14:52,622 --> 00:14:53,426 Do you want to join me? 456 00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:54,918 Oh no this is a Fatbit. 457 00:14:54,943 --> 00:14:57,052 It tracks every time society body shames me. 458 00:14:57,077 --> 00:14:59,637 Otherwise my self-esteem would be through the roof. 459 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,216 Marnie, you want to join? 460 00:15:02,241 --> 00:15:04,074 Oh I would but my Funbit says 461 00:15:04,099 --> 00:15:05,983 I've got to drink this thermos of wine. 462 00:15:06,008 --> 00:15:06,834 [Beeping] 463 00:15:06,859 --> 00:15:08,723 Oooh that's my Fuckbit 464 00:15:08,748 --> 00:15:09,763 I've got to go meet my lover 465 00:15:09,788 --> 00:15:12,024 for a quickie on the photocopier. 466 00:15:12,777 --> 00:15:14,110 Shirley? 467 00:15:14,223 --> 00:15:15,355 No I'm good. 468 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,270 Does your Fitbit say you can't? 469 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:19,138 Shirley: Oh no no, that's a watch. 470 00:15:19,163 --> 00:15:20,576 It's just a watch. 471 00:15:20,918 --> 00:15:23,045 I do whatever the fuck I want. 472 00:15:25,063 --> 00:15:26,521 Cool. 473 00:15:29,684 --> 00:15:33,122 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 474 00:15:33,506 --> 00:15:36,311 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 475 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,166 Woman: Do you do Pinterest? 476 00:15:40,191 --> 00:15:41,416 Woman 2: I signed up. 477 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,407 I don't understand it. 478 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,277 I never went back. 479 00:15:43,302 --> 00:15:44,339 It's like Snapchat, what? 480 00:15:44,364 --> 00:15:45,864 I know and I keep getting these... 481 00:15:45,889 --> 00:15:46,788 Isabel. 482 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:47,753 Caroline. 483 00:15:47,778 --> 00:15:49,603 Everyone: Hello. Hi. 484 00:15:49,628 --> 00:15:51,143 What is that? What is that? 485 00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:52,447 Is that a scarf? 486 00:15:52,472 --> 00:15:53,449 Oh, this? 487 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:56,078 No, this is just a blanket scarf. 488 00:15:56,103 --> 00:15:57,518 Oh, genius. 489 00:15:57,543 --> 00:15:58,503 I love it. 490 00:15:58,528 --> 00:15:59,933 I know it is pretty warm and cozy 491 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,158 and it's nice isn't it? 492 00:16:01,183 --> 00:16:02,448 - It is really nice. - It's beautiful. 493 00:16:02,473 --> 00:16:04,556 You can wear it like uh a shawl, 494 00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:06,636 you can wear it like a scarf or 495 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,995 like a blanket. 496 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:09,191 Just like a blanket. 497 00:16:09,216 --> 00:16:10,089 Isabel: It's so nice. 498 00:16:10,114 --> 00:16:11,424 I just want to snuggle right up to you. 499 00:16:11,449 --> 00:16:13,386 - Come lie down. - Have a scone. 500 00:16:13,411 --> 00:16:15,706 Yeah come sit down I'll read you a story. 501 00:16:16,112 --> 00:16:17,801 Yeah, tuck into a carb, tuck into a carb. 502 00:16:17,826 --> 00:16:18,972 Scarf Woman: Oh this looks nice. 503 00:16:18,997 --> 00:16:20,003 Thanks for ordering. 504 00:16:20,028 --> 00:16:21,364 Mm, beautiful. 505 00:16:21,389 --> 00:16:23,188 [China Crashing] 506 00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:25,419 Oh. 507 00:16:28,214 --> 00:16:29,180 She is so cool. 508 00:16:29,212 --> 00:16:30,058 She is so cool. 509 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,035 She's gorgeous. 510 00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:32,342 That's a duvet scarf. 511 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,175 I feel like garbage in this now. 512 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,512 You kind of look like garbage. 513 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:36,769 Oh thanks. 514 00:16:36,794 --> 00:16:38,308 [Knocking] 515 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:39,465 Grace: Hello. 516 00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:40,730 - Hi. - Grace? 517 00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:42,064 - Come in. - Rina, Henry. 518 00:16:42,089 --> 00:16:43,245 Hi. 519 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,447 Grace: Hi. Come in, come in, come in, come in. 520 00:16:44,472 --> 00:16:45,861 Oh, wow this place is amazing. 521 00:16:45,886 --> 00:16:46,542 I know. 522 00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:48,019 Oh it's even better than the pictures. 523 00:16:48,044 --> 00:16:49,010 Thank you, you are just, 524 00:16:49,035 --> 00:16:49,739 you know what 525 00:16:49,764 --> 00:16:52,239 you're so sweet with your little Valentine's romantic getaway. 526 00:16:52,264 --> 00:16:54,597 Now listen, the city it can be very romantic 527 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,505 and I just want to ? welcome you ? 528 00:16:56,530 --> 00:16:59,065 to my very romantic apartment. 529 00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:01,153 Yay you're here, romance. 530 00:17:01,178 --> 00:17:03,110 Ah, actually we were just going to pick up the keys quickly. 531 00:17:03,135 --> 00:17:04,044 - Grace: These keys? - Yes. 532 00:17:04,069 --> 00:17:05,301 Grace: These keys. 533 00:17:05,326 --> 00:17:06,177 I don't think so. 534 00:17:06,202 --> 00:17:08,868 I'm just going to give you the tour of the romance first, okay. 535 00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:10,091 Right this way. 536 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,340 You know what this is? 537 00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:12,797 You want to know what this is. 538 00:17:12,963 --> 00:17:15,270 This is a home studio oak countertop, 539 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:16,325 you know what that can do? 540 00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:17,497 It can take a pounding. 541 00:17:17,522 --> 00:17:20,070 Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm hmm, hmm, hmm. 542 00:17:20,095 --> 00:17:21,016 Good to know. 543 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,327 Grace: Yeah it is really good to know. 544 00:17:22,352 --> 00:17:23,384 You know what else is good to know? 545 00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:24,954 Cooking oils. Who loves a cooking oil? 546 00:17:24,979 --> 00:17:26,812 ? Hands up if you like a cooking oil? ? 547 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,008 ? We got walnut ? 548 00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:30,218 ? we got truffle, we got sesame ? 549 00:17:30,243 --> 00:17:31,196 ? you want to rub it on a turkey ? 550 00:17:31,221 --> 00:17:32,133 ? you want to rub it in a pan ? 551 00:17:32,158 --> 00:17:34,187 ? you just wanna rub it in and rub it in and a rub it. ? 552 00:17:34,212 --> 00:17:35,118 I don't know. 553 00:17:35,143 --> 00:17:37,017 I don't know. I don't know. 554 00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:38,672 Ah, I really don't think we'll be cooking much 555 00:17:38,697 --> 00:17:39,656 I think we'll eat out. 556 00:17:39,682 --> 00:17:40,368 Eat out. 557 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,359 There's something else 558 00:17:41,384 --> 00:17:42,746 I want to show you. 559 00:17:42,957 --> 00:17:44,414 Are you sure about this? 560 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,650 It'll be fine once she leaves. 561 00:17:45,675 --> 00:17:46,415 Okay. 562 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,767 Grace: And right this way. 563 00:17:47,798 --> 00:17:51,469 This is a very prrrrr, prrrr, prrrr, prrrr, prrrr 564 00:17:51,494 --> 00:17:53,383 really, really take a pounding as well. 565 00:17:53,408 --> 00:17:54,438 You want to lay back on it 566 00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:56,516 go ahead 'cause you're going by this again and again 567 00:17:56,541 --> 00:17:57,961 and again and again. 568 00:17:57,986 --> 00:17:59,102 Maybe like this. 569 00:17:59,127 --> 00:18:00,827 Maybe you want to do a little bit of this. 570 00:18:00,852 --> 00:18:02,219 Maybe one leg up like this. 571 00:18:02,244 --> 00:18:03,334 Maybe we should just get the keys, huh? 572 00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:04,053 Yeah. 573 00:18:04,078 --> 00:18:05,725 Grace: I don't know maybe you just want to 574 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,883 turn on some surround sound and do whatever. 575 00:18:08,908 --> 00:18:10,608 This right here 576 00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:14,034 is a licked leather boar sofa 577 00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:15,576 sometimes I like to take my finger, 578 00:18:15,601 --> 00:18:16,685 you know what I do? 579 00:18:16,711 --> 00:18:18,717 I rub it right here along this crease 580 00:18:18,742 --> 00:18:19,897 just give a little tease, 581 00:18:19,922 --> 00:18:22,155 oh oh oh, oh ding ding ding ding. 582 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,145 Know what that's called? 583 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:26,506 That's called the friggin' jackpot. 584 00:18:26,531 --> 00:18:28,264 Ah, is there some like ah, ah 585 00:18:28,289 --> 00:18:29,943 code for like the alarm or for the door? 586 00:18:29,968 --> 00:18:31,122 - The door. - The door? 587 00:18:31,147 --> 00:18:31,858 Is there? 588 00:18:31,883 --> 00:18:33,194 'Cause I think you Henry you know what you were saying, 589 00:18:33,219 --> 00:18:36,116 like yeah Rina, yeah, 590 00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:38,053 maybe you want to get on this. 591 00:18:38,078 --> 00:18:39,194 What's that? 592 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,320 Why don't you let me tell me, 593 00:18:40,345 --> 00:18:42,383 that's the key turning in the door, 594 00:18:42,408 --> 00:18:43,906 [Whispering] who could that be? 595 00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:44,773 It's me. 596 00:18:44,798 --> 00:18:46,298 I've come home early. 597 00:18:46,323 --> 00:18:47,881 Sorry, what's happening in the story now? 598 00:18:47,906 --> 00:18:50,974 I say, 'Well I wasn't expecting you both still to be here'. 599 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,871 And then you say, 'Oh god, 600 00:18:52,896 --> 00:18:55,363 I don't know how we're going to pay you for the extra night'. 601 00:18:55,388 --> 00:18:58,421 And I say, 'Ah don't you worry about it. 602 00:18:58,446 --> 00:18:59,515 I know a way'. 603 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:00,584 And then the both of ya's... 604 00:19:00,609 --> 00:19:02,039 Okay, no, no. No thank you. 605 00:19:02,064 --> 00:19:03,773 Sorry, no. Let's just go. 606 00:19:03,798 --> 00:19:04,830 This is weird. 607 00:19:04,855 --> 00:19:06,054 She's weird. 608 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,101 Couple good ideas that you could use. 609 00:19:08,126 --> 00:19:08,844 Rina: Totally. 610 00:19:08,869 --> 00:19:10,068 - Henry: Yeah. - Yeah. 611 00:19:10,093 --> 00:19:12,508 Make sure you write a good review. 612 00:19:12,532 --> 00:19:14,880 See if your parents want to come. 613 00:19:15,111 --> 00:19:16,076 [Sighs] 614 00:19:16,101 --> 00:19:17,066 It's so great to have you. 615 00:19:17,091 --> 00:19:18,190 You've seen the registry right? 616 00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:19,447 Yeah. Great. 617 00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:21,125 Wonderful, you saw the registry? 618 00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:22,281 Mhm. Great. 619 00:19:22,306 --> 00:19:24,578 Whoa, whoa, this is so nice. 620 00:19:24,603 --> 00:19:26,601 This is so nice. 621 00:19:26,796 --> 00:19:28,132 - Hello. - It's so nice. 622 00:19:28,157 --> 00:19:29,304 Oh, you went all out. 623 00:19:29,329 --> 00:19:30,904 Woman: Yes. 624 00:19:30,929 --> 00:19:32,929 What um exactly are we celebrating? 625 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,519 The invitation wasn't too clear. 626 00:19:34,544 --> 00:19:37,778 Oh it's, um, it's a payback party. 627 00:19:38,661 --> 00:19:41,917 You know, I-I've never had a wedding or a stagette 628 00:19:41,942 --> 00:19:44,042 or an engagement party or a baby shower 629 00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:46,367 or bachelorette or anything like that and, uh, 630 00:19:46,392 --> 00:19:47,577 I've been to all of yours. 631 00:19:47,602 --> 00:19:49,602 Oooh. 632 00:19:49,627 --> 00:19:52,119 Yeah, did you get a chance to look at my registry? 633 00:19:52,144 --> 00:19:53,898 Ah yeah, I wanted to ask you about that actually. 634 00:19:53,923 --> 00:19:55,102 Um, I just want to know why 635 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,127 all the items were over $500? 636 00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,117 It's really weird 'cause 637 00:19:58,142 --> 00:19:59,476 the gift that I got on the registry 638 00:19:59,501 --> 00:20:01,146 is like really affordable. 639 00:20:01,171 --> 00:20:02,242 I just got whisk. 640 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,666 Yeah everything was under a 100. 641 00:20:03,691 --> 00:20:07,304 Yeah it depended on whether or not you gave me a plus one 642 00:20:07,329 --> 00:20:08,625 to your wedding. 643 00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:10,079 Oooohhhh. 644 00:20:10,104 --> 00:20:11,038 Wait a minute, 645 00:20:11,063 --> 00:20:12,085 you had a plus one at my wedding 646 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,820 and I still got the expensive registry. 647 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,265 Did you have a baby shower? 648 00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:16,562 Two, you planned one... 649 00:20:16,587 --> 00:20:17,828 Oh. 650 00:20:17,853 --> 00:20:18,817 Right. 651 00:20:18,939 --> 00:20:19,904 Okay well listen, 652 00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:21,726 I'm going to say hi to my parents. 653 00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:23,757 Um, my god this day goes by so fast. 654 00:20:24,132 --> 00:20:25,569 Let's get a drink. 655 00:20:25,594 --> 00:20:26,834 Yes please. 656 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,711 Let's get a drink, let's get a drink. 657 00:20:28,736 --> 00:20:30,014 Woman 4: Ooh I love an open bar. 658 00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:31,072 No no no no no no, 659 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,398 it was not an open bar at your wedding so no. 660 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:34,691 Okay come on, this is ridiculous. 661 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,583 No what's ridiculous is a destination wedding 662 00:20:37,608 --> 00:20:38,906 at an all-inclusive 663 00:20:38,931 --> 00:20:39,997 with a cash bar. 664 00:20:40,022 --> 00:20:41,555 That is what is ridiculous so no. 665 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:42,843 Truth. 666 00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,410 Ah forget it. I'm outta here. 667 00:20:44,435 --> 00:20:47,976 Woman 2: See ya. Excuse me, hi. 668 00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:50,367 Thank you so much for coming. That's great. 669 00:20:50,392 --> 00:20:53,679 Oh uh make sure you grab a party favour on your way out. 670 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,046 Hey! 671 00:20:57,071 --> 00:20:58,874 This is from my wedding. 672 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,278 [Groans] 673 00:21:03,519 --> 00:21:05,071 It's good jam. 674 00:21:05,744 --> 00:21:07,705 Oh mine, thank you. 675 00:21:07,730 --> 00:21:08,996 Thank you. 676 00:21:09,046 --> 00:21:13,596 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0